Now we have got a new pope. The old one had to go. God didn't appreciate his attention to fallen misdirected females. He secretly liked to shag gogo girls. The whole sordid story came to life when Bing was approached by an old guy in her bar. He wanted a girl for bondage and oral sex. When they got back to his hotel room, the old stranger insisted on blessing the girl with a treat of holey water. That is holey ejaculated water. Then he dressed up in this pontiff gown and started shagging away. According to Bing, he was bloody good at it. Anyway, at this point, a crew of North Korean commandos broke into the hotel room and captured everyone. Apparently they were upset that someone had been fucking the young leader's new girlfriend. That is nothing to do with this story though. The old guy was dragged away to a cheap short time room for questioning, where they realized he was merely an old bald guy with a big dick. The whole thing has been covered up. The North Koreans are now angry at America flying its not so stealthy stealth bombers over their dear young leader's home. So nuclear war is the only option. The new pope is a very nice man. Everyone is happy. Bing shags for money, and shags well. Watch the video.

I met Sharon when I moved into my apartment. She lived down the hallway with her mother and so called uncle. She was quiet and polite. Every morning when she left to go to college I would sneak a look at her in her modest college outfit, long skirt and crisp ironed blouse. I could tell she had a good figure. She would bow and say goodbye to her mother and not dare cast an eye at me. One morning she was sat on the hallway floor outside her door looking quite forlorn. I asked what was wrong. At first she did not answer, or even look at me. Then she looked up and said that her mother was ill and she needed money for the hospital. So I took my chance, and offered to pay the hospital bill in return for her making a movie with me. She immediately said no and gave me a filthy look like I was some dirty immoral fucker. Well that did not bother me, but I did not get another word out of her. Some two weeks later, there was a knock at my door, and standing in the hallway was the sexiest little tot I have ever seen, with pink pants and a little white vest. I asked her what had happened and she said that uncle had let her come. She said that her mother was all right now, but Sharon herself could do with a new mobile phone. See how morals fly out the window and watch the video.