Earlier this week I was feeling a bit tense in the afternoon so I hopped on my motorbike and headed down Periphery Road to go get a rub down at one of the Korean-run massage joints. I was actually yearning for a real massage, not a bullshit one by some untrained girl simply looking for extra hanky-panky cash. There are plenty of those types around here, but the Korean-run ones seem to offer the best genuine massages in town.

After many months here of continual hunting, there are some nights I just feel like throwing all chance out the window. Sure, I know here on Trike Patrol we pride ourselves on our uncanny abilities to score random pieces of Pinay “strange” walking about, but there are just some times a guy has to relax and go with something he knows will satisfy him.

Another sudden evening downpour this month caused me to head for cover outside a small convenience store with the hopes that it would die down a bit. I grabbed a softdrink and sat outside on the patio furniture there when a trike pulled up with 3 girls in it. They got out and walked past me all giggly and silly like all Filipinas do when they see a foreigner. The one in the tight white dressed stopped in her tracks and waved before going into the store. I noticed the naughty look in her eye right away.

For some reason, I awoke rather early this morning and had breakfast in the room. As I was digesting my food, I peered out over my room’s balcony to the foot and trike traffic below. After a few moments, I noticed an extremely cute looking girl walking along in a brown top and short shorts. I was caught off-guard when she looked up and waved at me filming her from above. I got excited because this girl looked so hot from a distance, I had to run down stairs to try for a closer look.

On some Trike Patrols, the longest road out is the shortest road home. Today was one of those days, as I set off on a lengthy health-walk for an hour or so after a late breakfast. In almost the same area I met Lyn last week, I spotted an adorable slim-bodied youngwan walking in my direction. Well, well, what have we here? This girl was extremely cute and told me her name was “Irish”. Interesting name for a Filipina I thought. I wonder if she’ll be able to resist my lucky charms? If my one-eyed trouser Borg has anything to say about it: Resistance is Futile!

On Trike Patrol, you see types of girls you won’t find on “ordinary porn” sites. Why? Because we pride ourselves in NOT being an ordinary porn site. These are raw, unscripted, real-life sexual encounters with everyday Filipina girls. That is what we do and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. There are plenty of other Asian “porn” sites out there if you want to see plastic, overly made-up, air-brushed porn actresses on a salary get stuffed by 10 cocks while screaming like they’re getting murdered and then drinking 10 loads of cum out of a cock-tail glass on cue. (hey wait, that does sound kindof interesting)

Another cheap hotel room with nothing on the television. At least the maid is here to clean the room. Wonder if she goes. She does look pretty bored with her job, I am sure I can liven up her life. Nice little country girl can suck my cock and open her creamy vagina. Call room service, watch the video.

Last week’s Patrol happened quite earlier in the day than usual. This week was the exact opposite. On my way home from a night of barhopping with a few friends in town, I noticed a pair of cute-looking girls inside a small convenience store. One of them looked somewhat familiar, but my vision gets a little blurred after a few beers so I had to get a closer look.

To even the average tourist, nearly everything walking around here with a pussy is a possible quick & easy sexual encounter. You can almost smell it in the air when you hit the outskirts of town riding in. I’m not sure why exactly, but even the apparent non-bargirls seem easier here. Maybe it’s because the “bargirl culture” has been so prominently and deeply engrained into everyday life here over the many years of its history as a “whore town”.