On the morning of this episode’s Patrol, I arose early and was looking through past episodes just thinking about how I go about things. I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s nice to film in the morning if I can find girls, because the natural light at those hours is much better for the final product you see here. So this morning I went for a walk around one of the area’s I’ve had luck in before and, sure enough, quickly noticed a petite looking girl just sitting out on a front porch alone. I went over to talk to her and she was shy at first. Her English wasn’t the best, but she was still friendly, as most Filipinas are.

When you’re part of a notorious band of internet whoremongers in the Philippines, you quickly learn that the shadows are your friend. Amongst the shadows, you can lurk and creep along unnoticed and unseen, until that perfect moment presents itself. That moment when you notice a fresh piece of LBFM pussy toddling along aimlessly like a naive young antelope lost from it’s herd. It’s a primal human instinct I tell ya. No, we didn’t invent trolling for pussy in the PI, of course not; but we like to think we’re perfecting the craft. Or having fun trying at least.

Tina is a stunning ladyboy. She had always wanted to do some missionary work and finally she got the chance. She sucked our homeless man ecstatically and fucked him hard to finish her work! Of course she came right after receiving her facial!

Despite wanting to try and film earlier in the daylight hours for optimal light conditions, the Trike Patrol camera is always at the ready should an opportunity arise. While observing the street activity down below my hotel room the other night—-a “balcony patrol” if you will—I noticed an interesting looking girl in what appeared to almost be a white maternity dress walking up to a small snack stand. What was interesting about this girl is that she appeared almost Caucasian looking from a distance, so of course I had to scurry downstairs to get a better look.

There’s just something about a dark-haired beauty in a tight blue dress that can drive a man wild, isn’t there? Why, it’s enough to make even leaders of powerful countries forgo all good judgment and common sense; succumbing to the allure of such a royally-garbed woman right inside the very public office he was elected to. Just the odd mention of a “blue dress” still evokes snorts and chuckles about that ever famous unfortunate stain of Presidential bodily fluid.

This week we are very happy to welcome back Tr1ke-Patr0l-fan-turned-participant, Jonas! You may remember him from such fine works as “Betyna – Super Soaker” and “Abbey – Jonas’ First Patrol”. Well, as any true Pinay addict knows, you can’t stay away for too long. So Jonas is back in the sidecar once again, bringing us our LBFM “Catch of the Week”!

Ahh, the roar of trike engines, the smell of greasy street food and the sound of badly sung karaoke; all unmistakeable signs that you’re in a Philippines red light district. And if you’re anything like me, there’s no place you’d rather be.

Pim is 18 and barely legal. She had difficulty gulping in a big white cock but after a minutes she was rolling. Straight from the village to the city for charity work!

Another recent vacation Patrol video submitted from Jonas here this week. His vid starts rolling with a cute petite-framed LBFM in green playing billiards with him. Then it picks back up inside his room where one of Jonas’ regulars conducts a little preliminary interview of this babe:

Hi guys, Mr. X back here again with a new Tr1ke Patr0l for you. You might remember me from such past patrol’s as “Roseanne the Manila Killah” and “Diana the Cum Guzzler”. If you know anything about me you know I love my girls raw, rough and nasty. This ain’t the fuckin’ dating game here boys. I come for one thing and one thing only; hardcore sex with the sluttiest LBFMs I can find. Everyone needs a style and that is mine.