Did you ever wonder what LBFM hunters used to patrol for puki before the advent of our beloved tricycles? It’s tough to imagine a world without trikes, I know. But such a time did exist my friends, believe it or not. And on that glorious day when trikes finally did arrive on scene here in the Pinas, do you know what they first called them? Horseless Chariots of course.

There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking, waiting for nothing. “Hey Sir, hapf a seat..” Why the fuck would I want to have a seat in the middle of this sweaty inner-city ghetto of a place? But just about then, you are invariably reminded of why you ever came to this otherwise dreadful place: The girls. Oh, those Filipina girls. They can totally blind you to the omnipresent ugliness and despair that abounds here.

If you are any type of monger worth your salt and you see an LBFM dressed like this one, you have to stop what you’re doing and follow it. Jonas was not about to let this tarty looking piece of Pinay ass in a tight pink dress get away, so he flicked his cam to video mode and went in behind her. He was betting her dress wasn’t the only thing that was tight and pink and he was gonna do his damnedest to find out.

Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about him lately, he was more than happy to make an impromptu return to where he began his exhibitionist mongering journey. While he’s keeping pretty busy these days traveling all throughout Asia, he said that anytime he passes through the Philippines, he’ll be hopping back in the trike with us for at least a couple of rides.

Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm, hassle-free LBFM pussy to cap it all off would certainly make it better, wouldn’t you agree?

Tourist Bob was back in town this week and dutifully recorded another LBFM snatch & grab for us. The lucky bastard lives in another near-by Southeast Asian country (to remain undisclosed) so he’s able to hop over here whenever he feels the urge. Thankfully for us, he feels the urge quite a bit, and who can blame him when he’s able to score sexy young snatch like this all the time?

When it’s crazy hot and sunny like it’s been here lately, you either wanna be in your hotel room, relaxing in the pool or inside someplace with good AirCon blasting. The last place you wanna be is walking around outside in a concrete jungle with trike & jeepney exhaust fumes sticking to your sweaty clothes. Jonas knows this all too well by now so he headed for the nicely chilled mall on base. Not only is it a retreat from the harsh Philippine sun, but it’s always a haven for pussy just waiting to be had.

If you have any Filipina experience whatsoever, you undoubtedly know about their hopeless confusion between the letters “P” and “F”. It’s unbelievably cute when they mix them up, but belly-achingly hysterical at the same time. They’ll just never get it right (no matter how many foreigners they hook up with). Raise your hand if you’ve ever heard: “Oooh yah, Puck my Foosy babeh!” I can’t get enough of that shit….it fucking kills me…even after all these years, lol.

It’s a funny thing about this place. Even in a family park in broad daylight there are freelancers prancing about looking to hock their wares. Sluttin’ knows no boundaries around here, that’s for sure, and our good pal Jonas would end up benefiting from this sordid local habitude. If you’re any kind of respectable monger and you see what he saw strutting across the grass in front of you, you throw all caution to the wind and go after it. This dainty, slinky thing in short shorts was parading her little ass through the park and just begging to be picked up.

There’s an old saying that goes “It takes a village…”, and well, it’s no different here on The World’s most infamous Filipina mongering site. We are fortunate here to have an entire squadron of rump-raiding rapscallions riding through the mean Philippines’ streets to search and destroy as many prime pieces of Pinay poonanny as possible. This week is another great example of the solid depth this nefarious team possesses when Mr. X slithers out from underneath the slimy shadows to grace our eyes with an exceptional body of his latest work.