Work? What’s that? In case you haven’t noticed, we here at TP love finding hot Filipina poonanny and sharing it with the World. Over the lifespan of this website, a handful of other guys have come along who share the same interest. They too have found the wisdom in Confucius’ sagely advice. And let’s just be honest here, banging tight Asian pussies is pretty good work if ya can get it. Especially in times like these.

On this dark damp evening in Smutsville, Philippines, our resident patrolman Jonas set out on a lil’ moonlit LBFM hunt after a short rainstorm. Before even making it to the corner to hail a trike, Jonas runs into this gorgeous slender long-haired beauty walking down the dark backstreet near his hotel.

For us men, I think there’s something existential about watching a tan-skinned girl in a bikini frolic and play in the water, isn’t there? Cue the start of this week’s submitted Trike Patrol episode from Jonas. You’ll see he’s still there on holiday sewing his wild oats this month; and doing so with his camcorder rolling for us thankfully! On this installment, he films a girl he met earlier that day down at Mo’s, after she agreed to meet up later at his hotel for a swim. Here’s a little bit about her before the rest Jonas will find out:

White bread and condensed milk with white sugar sprinkled on top, horrible sticky sweet stuff with no food value, but Lilly makes a good living from it. Better than working in a bar, no drunk patrons and no night work. Her cute looks are part of the fresh clean image, she gets off at eight I the evening, and maintains a dignified and modest lifestyle. The truth is Lilly is a bigger slut that any bar girl, loves to fuck, needs it, believes it enhances her lovely looks, and so enables her to sell more sugary rubbish. Careful with this video, you can get diabetes from it.

On the morning of this episode’s Patrol, I arose early and was looking through past episodes just thinking about how I go about things. I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s nice to film in the morning if I can find girls, because the natural light at those hours is much better for the final product you see here. So this morning I went for a walk around one of the area’s I’ve had luck in before and, sure enough, quickly noticed a petite looking girl just sitting out on a front porch alone. I went over to talk to her and she was shy at first. Her English wasn’t the best, but she was still friendly, as most Filipinas are.

When you’re part of a notorious band of internet whoremongers in the Philippines, you quickly learn that the shadows are your friend. Amongst the shadows, you can lurk and creep along unnoticed and unseen, until that perfect moment presents itself. That moment when you notice a fresh piece of LBFM pussy toddling along aimlessly like a naive young antelope lost from it’s herd. It’s a primal human instinct I tell ya. No, we didn’t invent trolling for pussy in the PI, of course not; but we like to think we’re perfecting the craft. Or having fun trying at least.

Tina is a stunning ladyboy. She had always wanted to do some missionary work and finally she got the chance. She sucked our homeless man ecstatically and fucked him hard to finish her work! Of course she came right after receiving her facial!

Despite wanting to try and film earlier in the daylight hours for optimal light conditions, the Trike Patrol camera is always at the ready should an opportunity arise. While observing the street activity down below my hotel room the other night—-a “balcony patrol” if you will—I noticed an interesting looking girl in what appeared to almost be a white maternity dress walking up to a small snack stand. What was interesting about this girl is that she appeared almost Caucasian looking from a distance, so of course I had to scurry downstairs to get a better look.

There’s just something about a dark-haired beauty in a tight blue dress that can drive a man wild, isn’t there? Why, it’s enough to make even leaders of powerful countries forgo all good judgment and common sense; succumbing to the allure of such a royally-garbed woman right inside the very public office he was elected to. Just the odd mention of a “blue dress” still evokes snorts and chuckles about that ever famous unfortunate stain of Presidential bodily fluid.

This week we are very happy to welcome back Tr1ke-Patr0l-fan-turned-participant, Jonas! You may remember him from such fine works as “Betyna – Super Soaker” and “Abbey – Jonas’ First Patrol”. Well, as any true Pinay addict knows, you can’t stay away for too long. So Jonas is back in the sidecar once again, bringing us our LBFM “Catch of the Week”!