Been awhile since we’ve had some big ol’ Filipina titties on here, hasn’t it? Thankfully, Jonas has us sorted with this week’s addition of Joy and her healthy full-sized susu’s. He meets her hanging by a local resort’s pool area just having an iced tea while waiting for a friend. Her one-piece brown dress wasn’t too revealing but you could already tell she was hiding some hefty Eartha Kitts in there.

Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be what it used to be, in terms of selection, but if you drop in and wait around a lil’ while, you’re sure to have a chance at some strange. That’s what Jonas did on this week’s patrol here. He hung out by the front patio seating area until he saw a decent little number walk in and look approachable. He invited her to a table and started rolling tape. It was clear pretty soon off that she was there for a quick hook-up. He got her in a trike (what else?) and back to his short-time hotel before even knowing this much about her:

When a serious Filipina monger has put in extensive miles—-through air, ground and vagina—-perfecting his cunt-crushing craft, there’s really only one logical next step in his perverse progression: To start filming his Pinay pussy procurements and sharing them with the World! This natural path is almost exactly why Trike Patrol even exists I might add, and we’re damn lucky it does for the lovers of all things Filipina.

Now then, this is something you don’t find everyday. A Filipina living in the PI with surgically enhanced breastisses. It’s really a rare sighting here, for a number of reasons. The biggest one being economics. The majority of Filipinas just don’t have the extra cash to be spending on fake tits. Not that we really want them to start either. I think it’s safe to say that most Pinay-lovers appreciate that very natural look and feel our LBFMs inherently possess. It’s one of the things that draws us to them I believe and it’s doubtful that we want them all running out and getting plastic surgery anytime soon. The last thing we want our Filipina darlings to become are overly done-up imitations of the insufferable American bimbos we have back home. Fuck. That.

If there’s one thing about Trike drivers in the PI, as much as we love and appreciate their services, it’s that you don’t wanna be caught in need of a ride from one and only have large peso bills on you. Why? Because despite the fact that they have been driving around all day and have undoubtedly transported dozens of passengers, these motherfuckers will NEVER have change for you. So take our word on this: Whether it’s needing to run some errands, go to the mall or even conduct three-wheeled pussy hunting operations like us, always be sure to have some small peso bills with you when you’re out and about.

20 y o Becky gets inseminated twice today, one time which she knows of. I pop early in her super tight pussy from watching that phat-tastic ass move up and down as I fuck her in doggy, I pull out, then put my cum leaking cock right back in her and distract her with questions about doing anal for her "demo tape". Finish her off with an official creampie after fucking the shit out of her on my desk. Punishment for being terrible at sucking cock. And everything else. Becky apparently spends all her welfare checks on getting trashy tatoos, so before I get to all that, I have to pick her ("I-can't-believe-you're-a white-girl!") ass up from home, do my pitch while driving, and tell her that when we get to my office I'll walk her through her demo tape. We arrive, I turn on my cams, and it's Becky's turn to convince me she's pornstar material. Spoiler alert: she's not.

Total fuck off Fiasco. I fuck the girls that you should be fucking, but this girl I fucked so you don't have to. The gorgeous little slut that is a right nightmare, telling me when to come, telling me to take it out, telling me not to finish 'cos she has not come yet. Complaining about every fucking thing, me, her, money, you, her family, life, she has got a real fucking chip on her shoulder about everything. But, Fiasco does need to reach orgasm. If not, there is a continuous tirade of expletives. And when she does come, she continues her tirade of expletives. She does look good in her turquoise leggings, fucking good. And if she would shut the fuck up, she would be a good grind as well. Don't invite her to your room, she might smash it up. I don't know what this girl is capable of. Apart from sex, which she does enjoy. She just does not give a krap if you enjoy it or not. I have got so many lovely girls for you, clean, smelly, cute, filthy, loving, fit, delightful girls. Now, all you have got to do, is watch Fiasco on video.

After hangin’ around getting bored for some time a few days ago, the boys were just about to give up until they seen a leggy, yet short, girl strolling on by. Not being one to let any chance slip by, Mr Naughty RAN after her into a shop just to see what this cat was all about and apparently, the bloke driving the Honda Civic can’t park worth a shit and fucked up the camera’s focus but he eventually talked her into coming to the TukTuk after reassuring the shop’s bouncer she was ok to go with him and paying for her drink.

It’s good to change up the patrol locations sometimes for a different crowd of girls, so Jonas decided to scout a different mall than the usual ones. Another tactic he was testing out was bringing one of his female friends along to help approach the girls easier. It wasn’t long before they spotted a sexy looking babe in a striped top and jeans strolling through the half-empty mall solo.

Did you ever wonder what LBFM hunters used to patrol for puki before the advent of our beloved tricycles? It’s tough to imagine a world without trikes, I know. But such a time did exist my friends, believe it or not. And on that glorious day when trikes finally did arrive on scene here in the Pinas, do you know what they first called them? Horseless Chariots of course.