When we say Southern Comfort, you probably envision a popular brand of American whiskey. And when we say “Southern Comfort Girl”, you picture some slack-jawed Kentucky mountain skank or a blonde pig-tailed bimbo from Georgia saying “Howdy Ya’ll”. Well you’re wrong on all counts. This is Asia, the other side of the planet. “Comfort Girl” or “Comfort Woman” means one thing here: A straight-up ‘Ho! (to use the southern American vernacular) “Comfort Women” in Asia have been providing men “comfort” for 1000’s upon 1000’s of years. Attilla the Hun had to slow his marches through the Gobi Desert just so the ‘Ho’s could keep up. Fact!

This week’s episode features a college girl from the Big City named Rain. I ran into her at the Bayside Disco a few nights ago where we exchanged numbers. We had been texting all week, and she flat-out told me she would’ve fucked me on-sight that first night if her schoolmates weren’t with her. (damn, they were hot too) Rain here, definitely has that “naughty schoolgirl” thing going, but it’s common for Filipinas not to wanna act the slut in front of their friends.

This week’s girl has that special quality about her. And by special quality, I mean the load-swallowing kind. It’s not every day you run into a girl like this fellas. Dressed to fuck, Diane walked right up on us while bird-watching in the mall this afternoon. There was NO way we were letting her pass us by. Her tight-ass body in that white mini-skirt and heels was a rather simple sign telling us this girl was all about servicing some foreign stranger cock.

So I traveled down to the city this past week to do some shopping and sightseeing. It’s quite difficult to keep your head on straight while so many cute & sexy girls are walking in front of you everywhere. I’m usually good about minding my manners, but when I saw Ashley walk past me in her adorably sexy plaid skirt and white blouse I could not resist following her. I first followed on trike, then on foot into the mall, where after looking around she seated in a small café for a drink. She had definitely noticed me watching her a ways back, and was a tad bit alarmed at first, calling me crazy. Yes, I was crazy. Crazy about her!

This doe-eyed cutie you see before you is Apple, who was introduced to us by her friend Ashlee (Long & Leggy) from a few weeks ago. You see, when we’re in town, the word gets out and spreads all through the “Bamboo Telegraph”. I almost can’t keep up with the amount of text messages I get while I’m here. Apple is 19 years old and somewhat new to foreigner cock. To loosen her up, her friend came along to provide (im)moral support. No problems there. I don’t mind an audience. You know what they say: “You shy, your dick stays dry!”

What an afternoon this was! So I’m out riding around when I see this cute little thing in red inside a trike in front of me. She looked back at me a few times and gave me the eye so I decide, what the heck, and pull up a little closer to see what was on. She seemed open to my advances so I thought this would be a perfect time to issue one of my Trike Patrol “business” cards. I’m John, the newest member of the Trike team, but very experienced with snatching up Filipinas in these parts. Among other methods, I use business cards with my cell number on them to pass out to the girls I meet and then let them come to me. With some much pussy running around, you have to get creative.

What’s better than an afternoon of pleasure from one sexy Filipina babe you ask? Why, an afternoon of pleasure from TWO sexy Filipina babes! It’s been a while since we’ve had a threesome on here, but that’s exactly what our friend Joe experienced on this week’s Patrol. You may remember the one with the nice tits from a few months ago as Tina. Well, we found her again, only this time with an older friend named Weng. We also learned her name is in fact “Tia”, not Tina. These girls with the accents sometimes throw you off.

When it rains here, it absolutely pours! That’s one of the negatives of being in a Tropical climate such as this. But the positives far outweigh the negatives, and today was no exception. I noticed a lovely dark-skinned babe in pink prancing along in the downpour through the park near the base entrance. I waved her over to me under a covering and asked what she was up to. Her name was Nicole and she was on her way home. It was quite a distance off still, so I offered her a respite from the soaking in my hotel room nearby. Little did she know she would get even wetter once there!

Guys, this one will be very difficult to get through without cumming too soon. I swear you will be blasted with such sexually inviting views by these two honeys that you will need to take a few breaks just to finish this update.