Ning is as small as a little Thai monkey. I'd spank her, but that would mean I was....err nevermind! In Thai, the word for monkey is Ling (Ling Ling) So Ning, is a Ling Ling who sucks my ding-a-ling while I sing "Wild Thing" and then I cum in her mouth...which doesn't ryhme at all........"Heyyy...Joooey, bada bing"

From the Trike Patrol fan who brought us the Fani episode, we have another surprise submission this week. While wishing to remain nameless at this time, our faceless friend injects the site with some much-needed freshness and a smooth & sleazy style. He follows a slinky sexy young gal in a dress along a roadway at nighttime and strikes up a conversation with her. Sensing her easiness and attraction, he made quick pickings and got her back to his hotel in no time.