So I placed an advert in the local rag newspaper. Low and behold it worked! What comes and walks through my door... Only the biggest set of tits I've had the pleasure of meeting & greeting. These tits were made for porn. Huge tits. Bazooka's. If Napoleon would have had these canons at the battle of Trafalgar things would not have gone Lord Nelson's way! Emily really knows how to turn a fella on. When I got her to masturbate for me it was enough to get my cock on the rise. Also, lucky she took out her tongue piercing as she nearly made me cum before I even got to fuck her. Girl's got skills, let me tell you. Even though Emily is all about the tits, her arse is also something to be revered. Watching my cock slide into her from behind put's a smile on my face even now. Like I said, she came to me asking for a way into the adult industry. Well, we both got something out of the interview. I got a damn good fuck and she had a lesson in not trusting everything you read in your local rag!

Do you know what, it's quite refreshing to get a girl that hasn't set her expectations too high. Chantelle want's to go into porn. Well, she's certainly going to get fucked today, in more way's than one. What can I say, she's an adventurous little thing, letting me stick my wandering fingers into all manner of tight little holes. She is up for almost anything, almost. As she gave me such a fantastic blowjob I thought I'd give her pussy a bit of tongue loving. She fucking loved it, well they all do, I made her cum in no time at all! Anway, about the body, she has a lovely petite figure with a cracking set of tits, pert little bum and pretty pussy. What more do you need to know? Press play and see for yourself. Enjoy. Hat's off to you Chantelle, your cracking girl with cracking tits and your a cracking shag.

Lucia came to me not quite knowing what the fuck she wanted to do. So like any great racing driver I steered her past all the uncertainty and off to the finish line. Though I must say, even when tempted her with the prize of 3,000 a day she was still unsure! Geez, what has an agent got to promise to get into someones knickers these days, 5,000, 10,000? So I gave her an ultimatum, a simple choice, either get your clothes off or fuck off. Well I must say, I was pleasantly surprised at the curvy tight body that was hiding underneath that dress. Great ass and perfectly toned legs. Oh, and the girl has definitely got skills, I was initially fooled by her shyness, but when she got started she nearly sucked my cock right off. What a blowjob! I put her through the paces but I just couldn't tire her out, she's like a machine. Fuck, I nearly forgot to mention orgasm, she can really bring herself off, and nearly made me cum too. Nearly. Anyway press play and see for yourself. Enjoy.

Japanese trains run like fucking clockwork. To the second. Well, Hannah aint no bullet train. She's late to the interview. Only minutes, but she'll pay for that. During the interview she told me she had a boyfriend and the most exciting sexual experience she'd ever had was having sex outside. Sex outside, well not the most adventurous response I've ever had from a girl, let me tell you. When I told her about earning 3,000 a day her eyes lit up like a cat strapped to a rocket. From that point on this shy (and quite naive) girl was like putty in my hands. There were moments of hesitation where she thought of her boyfriend, but seconds later my balls were tapping her chin like a door knocker. She had an athletic petite body with a pussy that had a limpet like grip on my cock. I pounded into her like waves on a shore and her whole body shook with ecstasy. I fucked her in some of my favorite positions then shot my load all over that pretty Filipino face. Great casting with a hot girl, if I could have got her any work I would have.

Victoria told me she was having a bit of a shit time at the moment. Well, it's about to get worse. She think's she's landed a porn job that pays 5,000 a day. Well, she aint... Fair do's, Victoria is a fiesty one, she even had the nerve to question if I'm a real agent. I aint having that. Told her to fuck off. But she came back, begging for work... they always come back. Tall, blonde and fiery. Victoria questioned my integrity so I thought I'd give her a little bit of deep throat action and light spanking to set her back on the straight and narrow. To my surprise this only turned her on more. She fucking loved it! It only goes and makes her want to go harder, faster, deeper. Nearly blew my load right in her pussy. I said nearly. I'm not a 2 jerk's and squirt kind of guy, I can hold my own, but when a girl rides my cock like she did... Well, even I can't hold off cumming for too long. Damn fine shag, let me tell you. But with that attitude she might be trouble. Great girl, good fuck, goodbye.

I said to Sam, one of the first girls I fucked, to bring along any friends that might be interested in this line of work. Well, she came through and brought Jess. Oh my God, from the moment I laid eyes on Jess I wanted to rip off her clothes and blast my hot cum all over her. Wow, fuck me, what a body! And looks that would turn any gay man straight. What can I say, I sold her the dream and got a piece of perfection pie. She has a perfect toned body, fantastic natural tits and a great little pussy and ass. Boy can she fuck. Stamina, like I've never seen before. She'd give the duracell bunny a run for it's money. She know's how to get your cock hard, how to suck cock and fucks like a train. Jess, it's not often I'm speechless, but fuck me what a shag.

Before I say anything else.... Chantelle has the tightest (and I must say cutest) arsehole I have ever gotten my thick shaft into to-date. Oh my God, it was heaven in there. Though it did take a bit of persuading. And by persuading I do mean money. Not that she'll ever see it though. Anyway, Chantelle came to me for catwalk modelling! She's about 5ft fucking 3 inches. Catwalk my arse. She's cute an all, with nice perky tits, a great little body and did I mention her arse? Well sweetheart, there's no catwalk modelling for you here, just the ride of your life. Chantelle, thanks for the tightest anal I've probably ever had.

First off, Anna started by telling me a few porky pies (that's lies), she told me she was 28. 28 my arse! She then confessed to being 34. They say women don't lie. I'm supposed to be the only liar round here. Anyway, about Anna, she came to me for lingerie modelling and as I said to her, models aren't mutton dressed as lamb I'm afraid. Blunt, I know. But, I had to bring her expectations down a peg or two as she is the perfect MILF, and I let her know that! I must say being a MILF, the experience in the fucking department shone through. She really knew how to self masturbate, suck cock and what a dirty little mouth. I stuck my cock right down her throat and bruised her lung, she took it like a champ. What an awesome gag reflex. Anna, your a dirty northern MILF. You'll go far if you ever meet a real agent!

Why, why, why Delilah... Unlike the song by Tom Jones I did not see flickering shadows of love, just a tall leggy blonde with crystal blues eyes that needed to be led away from fashion modelling and into a casting couch session with the UK's No.1 fake agent. I told her she should ditch fashion and earn up to 5,000 per day doing porno's and the dumb blonde fell for it, hook, line and sinker. So, what's she like? Well, on the face of it, what Delilah lacks in Charisma, she certainly makes up for in body & looks. She has got one of the prettiest little pussies I've come across, it gripped onto my cock like a great white shark. A velvet glove of a pussy that I thoroughly enjoyed slipping my cock into. Looking up those long tanned legs to her pert round arse nearly brought a tear to my eye. Nearly. Then I remembered what I'm here to do and got on with the job like a skilled professional. Where she sucked, fucked and received a hot load of cum on her as a just reward. If I had to sum Delilah up in 3 words... Sexy, dumb, blonde. The Perfect recipe to a good fuck.

Sam came to me looking for a way into the porn business. She'd recently been stung by a so called 'porno agent' in Budapest who promised her the world. Well, sorry darling... I'm a fake agent too. You ain't going to get an ounce of work from this interview. The only thing Sam got out of this was a damn good fuck. Well, what can I say about Sam, beautiful girl, great natural tits, slim body and a willingness to try anything. I mean anything. Dirty girl. By dirty, I mean anal. Boy could she take my cock in her arse with ease. It just glided in like a streamline jet fighter. I'll never forget the mind bending blowjob she gave me, wow, she could suck a tennis ball through a racket! What a fuck. All in all, a good interview. Well for me anyhow. Cheers Sam.