Be very careful, this girl named Tai is dangerous. Merely looking at her can cause your personality to alter. As you watch her, she will make you feel all fluffy, a strange white mist will surround you, and you will have this overwhelming desire to give her all your money. Your house, all your properties, all your worldly goods will vaporize and dissolve around you. Tai will walk around sexily in stockings and shoes, and you will lose your sanity. Soon enough, you will be present in her fifteenth floor luxury apartment, and she will calmly inform you that she no longer loves you, that she has a new boyfriend, and that it is all over between you and her. As the universe draws to an end, you take the plunge over the balcony, and while falling in freefall gravity, you have one last grand realization: All you have to do, is tell every sexy girl that you have loads of money, and they will all fuck you once before they realize, and then you move on to the next, a foolproof method of sex and happiness, and SPLAT!